Category Archives: Graphic design

Indestructible water molecules?

When you’re chaperoning a school trip, you notice things.  Annoying things.  Shown below is a sign at Philadelphia’s Fairmount Water Works Interpretive Center that makes the claim that all the water molecules on Earth are never, ever destroyed — they are immortal entities. If you teach biology, you’ll be instantly outraged, especially when you think of the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of kids who’ve absorbed the contents of this signage as fact.  Details below the image, but see if you can figure out the flaw before you jump.

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The sign is wrong partly because of photosynthesis, which usually involves the splitting of water molecules (to generated electrons).  That little trick evolved about 3,500,000,000 years ago, so I’d wager that most if not all the water originally present on the planet has been replaced by new molecules produced from combustion (including respiration). That’s just a guess, though…I couldn’t find a calculation on the internet.  Download this photograph and use in your lectures to introduce the ideas of photosynthesis and respiration.  If you lecture on science center signage, you can use this to highlight the value of getting a few scientists to proof the graphics.  Or a few 7th graders.

Textbook disclaimers

Here are some warning labels for books that you can print onto sticker paper. The text of the top left one is from an actual sticker used in Cobb County, Georgia. Creationist parents had pressured the school board to paste it into a biology textbook that contained chapters on evolution. When I first heard about this in the news I was outraged, but it also made me laugh. So I decided to waste an entire afternoon creating similar stickers based on the same silly logic, then sent them to the lawyer in Georgia who was involved in getting the sticker removed. The lawyer had them printed up as huge posters and then used as courtroom props (the judge liked them a lot, I was told). I keep the stickers on the internet so that they can be used whenever pitchfork-wielding parents try something similar. Just download the PDF and get yourself some sticker paper. Then give them to your kids. They’ll know what to do.

Here‘s the version that ran in The New York Times.