Category Archives: Biology

Indestructible water molecules?

When you’re chaperoning a school trip, you notice things.  Annoying things.  Shown below is a sign at Philadelphia’s Fairmount Water Works Interpretive Center that makes the claim that all the water molecules on Earth are never, ever destroyed — they are immortal entities. If you teach biology, you’ll be instantly outraged, especially when you think of the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of kids who’ve absorbed the contents of this signage as fact.  Details below the image, but see if you can figure out the flaw before you jump.

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The sign is wrong partly because of photosynthesis, which usually involves the splitting of water molecules (to generated electrons).  That little trick evolved about 3,500,000,000 years ago, so I’d wager that most if not all the water originally present on the planet has been replaced by new molecules produced from combustion (including respiration). That’s just a guess, though…I couldn’t find a calculation on the internet.  Download this photograph and use in your lectures to introduce the ideas of photosynthesis and respiration.  If you lecture on science center signage, you can use this to highlight the value of getting a few scientists to proof the graphics.  Or a few 7th graders.

Textbook disclaimer stickers

Here are some warning labels for books that you can print onto sticker paper. The top left sticker is an actual sticker from Cobb County, Georgia. Creationist parents had pressured the school district to paste it into biology textbooks that mentioned evolution. Their sticker made me angry (I was teaching evolution at the time), and it inspired me to waste an entire afternoon creating similar stickers based on the same silly logic.

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I then sent the stickers to the attorney in Georgia involved in getting the sticker removed (Selman v. Cobb County School District). The lawyer had some of them printed up large, as courtroom props, and told me that the judge thought they were hilarious. I was happy to do my part.

If you live in a town with pitchfork-wielding parents who like to meddle in the science instruction of other people’s kids, please consider downloading the PDF of the above and printing onto sticker paper. Then give them to your kids to use at school. It’s fun.

Here’s the version I did for the New York Times:

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