Christmas letters for cats

To juice up your holiday letter, I recommend a little spritz of catnip to the letter or envelope prior to mailing.  When the letter arrives at homes with cats, it will be attacked and, most likely, drooled upon. Because my last name is Purrington, it just seems like the right thing to do.  And sending psychoactive drugs through the mail is just a great way to support the US Postal Service. I bought the bottle at Amazon, FYI. In past years I’d just use my home grown stash, but the powder is messy and gives its presence away — I like the stealth nature of the spray.

Colin Purrington Photography: Unclassifiable &emdash; Catnip spray


PhD in evolutionary biology • twitterinstagram
This entry was posted in Biology, Gardening, Science and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Christmas letters for cats

  1. Sal Bro says:

    Hahaha, that’s purrfectly evil. I can’t imagine my confusion if my cats started fighting over (and probably eating) a holiday card I got in the mail.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.